10. Your garage is so full that if you open it on the weekends, your neighbors think you are having a garage sale.
9. The mice in the attic send in an application to the show Hoarders.
8. Your backyard looks like the garden section at Home Depot.
7. Your guest room doesn’t have room for guests.
6. Your indoor gardening makes your kitchen look like a plant nursery.
5. Your wife’s yoga time and your football watching keep clashing, nobody will give in.
4. Your dining room has more art projects than dinner parties.
3. You begin to wonder if there could be a lost civilization living in your kids’ play room.
2. Every time you open your closet door, Christmas decorations fall on your head.